Funny Cat Ownership Quotes

• “A cat has the ability to disappear into thin air, only to reappear when the can opener sounds.”
• “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
• “A cat’s purr is the sound of them plotting something.”
• “A cat’s idea of a perfect day is to have the house to themselves.”
• “Kittens are angels with whiskers.”
• “Cats choose us; we don’t own them.”