Cody Bellinger is now a New York Yankee. He's married to model Chase Carter, who used to date Giancarlo Stanton, who happens to be Bellinger's new teammate on the Bronx Bombers. Will it be

It's a remarkably straightforward trade: Bellinger (and $5 million) for middle reliever Cody Poteet. Yep, that's it. A year ago, Bellinger was looking for a $200 million contract; now he's being traded for a pitcher who had 16 strikeouts in 24.1 innings of work last season.