Q.� How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over? A.� He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?" Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: ...

A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft.