The two slices need to be not so thin ... moisture – another trick to help prevent the bread from getting soggy. Professor Spence says butter should be the spread of choice over margarine ...

Just by chance, you're buttering a slice of bread, and you glance at your toaster with a curious thought: 'Can I put this ...

Even spreading a slab onto a slice of toast can be a real pain; instead of getting the butter on the bread, you end up with ... and place one or two sticks of butter on top of it.

In a toaster oven or toaster, toast bread slices to a light golden brown. Spread butter on one side of each slice of bread. On bottom slice, place (in this order) American cheese, ham and pineapple.