Ernie and Bert should not get married. August 11, 2011. By Petula Dvorak. Absolutely not. As fun as it would be to pick their colors and their cake and release a flock of pigeons, Bert and Ernie ...

BERT, ERNIE’S roommate on “Sesame Street,” is not dead. ... It is a mistake or a misunderstanding or a joke or an out-and-out lie that takes on a life of its own.