"You know the ones with the high heels and the red bottoms?" Song lyrics: "These expensive. / These is red bottoms. / These is bloody shoes." Narrator: Louboutin even had the red bottoms trademarked.

Granted, I showed them off in the stunning Cabernet red ... these high-heel stompers—I could turn circles in their stable platform sole. Although its chunky silhouette gives the boots an ...