Since we can't ~actually~ confirm what the Minion toy says, I'm willing to offer up a few alternatives. Parents, I hope these help you sleep easier. We all know you need it.

The three main Minions in the upcoming animated movie. It's set to be one of the biggest movies of the year, but kids' favourite Minions has hit an unfortunate setback in its marketing this week ...

NEW YORK — McDonald’s swears up and down that the little yellow Minions Happy Meal toy is speaking only nonsense words and not something a little more adult.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Colorado Springs police say a stuffed Minion toy helped save a 5-year-old girl's life after she fell out of a third-story apartment window. The girl broke her arm, but ...

NEW YORK (AP) – McDonald’s swears up and down that the little yellow “Minions” Happy Meal toy is speaking only nonsense words and not something a little more adult. Experts say the company ...

A mighty controversy is sweeping the nation – but science can help set the record straight. I’m referring, of course, to the Minion toys that are currently included in McDonald’s Happy Meals for kids ...

The fast-food restaurant introduced a Happy Meal on July 3, 2015, with toys inspired by the movie "Minions." A YouTube user claims this one curses. (YouTube) Did that Happy Meal toy really say a ...

— -- This Happy Meal toy has some parents upset. McDonald's introduced a Happy Meal toy on July 3 for the children's animated movie, "Minions," which Universal Studios is releasing today, and ...