Pilot Jokes to Take Off With. Why do pilots make great comedians? ... The plane’s jokes were so bad, they didn’t even taxi.

Joke That Might Not Fly Today appeared first on MovieMaker Magazine. “Oh stewardess? I speak jive,” may be the most memorable line in Airplane, a comedy classic packed with jokes.

Pilot Michael MacDonald's plane crashed over the ocean in Mexico while he was flying with a marine biologist. While the two waited for rescue, the pilot made jokes and filmed videos to pass the time.